DEATH DOES NOT STAIN

DIRECTIONS
Remove the self-preserving seal, hold DEATH vertically,
valve upwards, and apply by pressing the stopper.

For heart complaints: Use DEATH center-stage.
A few seconds only is sufficient.

For gambling debts, dishonour, tedium vitae etc.:
Apply DEATH liberally around the edges of the room, near skirting-boards, in cracks in the floor, in any dark cranny.
Repeat every four to five hours.

For mystical ecstasy: Use DEATH having placed yourself approximately one metre from clothing, curtains, carpets.

DEATH can be used in wardrobes and wall-cupboards.
Shut item immediately after each application.

DEATH is recommended in Spring, from April onwards.

DEATH IS GOOD FOR YOU.

NON-TOXIC.