The Power to POP!

O yeah... My boss and I were talking today [actually for a couple of days now] that if we were to acquire some sort of super hero powers, what would we choose? His response was to be able to read people's minds... then he said it would be a bit much, and I agreed. It would be too overwhelming... imagine sitting in the middle of a baseball game - that oughtta drive him crazy... but of course it would be a 'selective' kinda thing - choose only the ones you want to read from... ahh!

Hmm... too boring for me. I want to be mean and nasty [am I not mean and nasty already you ask?!?], so I don't want some kinda fairy-like superpowers like karate choppin' people to death or something, or being able to morph into some dumb-ass animals or some stoopid shit like that. I thought about it over and over... hmm... I want to be able to 'pop' people's heads!!! Yeah, mentally [using telekinetic force, of course!] squish their heads and make them combust out of thin air with a mere thought... hee! Fast & painless [slow & painless wouldn't make much sense here would it?], a full-on bloody, pulpy mess!

Ooooooooooooh!

O of course I'm just going to use my newly acquired awesome narly bitchin' superpower on meanies only... "Now why did she cut me off like that? She almost caused an accident! Geez!" POP! "What is it now? You don't think my shirt goes with my pants? Maybe you're right!" POP! "No requirements? That's okay, who writes them anyway! [smile]" POP! "I said 'Super-Size'!!!!" POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!....POP! That would scare a lot of children... hmm... But in addition to all that, I might do some crime-fighting, as well!

Thank heaven we're all so blessed with vivid imagination, or else I would never ever get through a single work day! POP!

Posted by robert at July 15, 2003 08:48 PM