Pig-Pen - Awh, So Cute!

The word 'vacuuming'... looks fun-knee, and it's certainly not one of my favourite words in the English vocabulary [have I mentioned before that I dislike English? It's great, but I'm just not good at it!]! Anyway, Alec and I were talking this weekend, that our place's in desperate need of a Spring cleaning, but hey, it's Fall!! So I was thinking of hiring a couple of Merry Maids to do my, I mean, the job!

It's a small place, but I'm such a pack-rat, to say the least. I have tons of books and magazines and toys and shit that I want to keep, but what to do?!? Put them in boxes and label them and see if I will open them again in, oh maybe a year or so? If not, then just forget about them and toss them out? Umm.. okay, NO! I'll keep EVERYTHING that I have and toss away HIS stuff. Heehee!

Y'know like some of the dust/dirt that accumulated over the years, like on top of the fridge, I don't even touch... The layer is so thick, I think getting a new fridge would be a much better solution. Since we live so close to the freeway, we get more dust than usual... Maybe we should move... to West Hollywood! The only dust I see there is fairy-dust, and I can certainly deal with that.

Yeah, Merry Maids service for sure... But we would totally need to vacuum up the place first before I would let them come over! It's that bad!